Tuesday 1 November 2011

Since You've Been Gone Parody - Kelly Clarkson

Since you’ve been gone
-          Kelly Clarkson
I Hate this Song
-          Paul Roberts
Here's the thing
We started out friends
It was cool, but it was all pretend
Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
You're dedicated, you took the time
Wasn't long 'til I called you mine
Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
And all you'd ever hear me say
Is how I picture me with you
That's all you'd ever hear me say

But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you, now I get what I want
Since you been gone

How can I put it, you put me on
I even fell for that stupid love song
Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
How come I'd never hear you say
I just wanna be with you
Guess you never felt that way

But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah, yeah
Thanks to you, now I get, I get what I want
Since you been gone

You had your chance, you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
Shut your mouth, I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again

Since you been gone (since you been gone)
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get, I get what I want
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get (I get)
You should know (you should know) that I get
I get what I want

Since you been gone
Since you been gone
Since you been gone

Here’s the song
Tell me what you think
It is crap, let us not pretend
Yeah, yeah, I hate this song
I’m dedicated, I took the time
Wasn’t long, this song is a crime
Yeah, yeah, I hate this song
And all you'd ever hear me say
Is how much this song is spew
That's all you'd ever hear me say

But I hate this song
I can breathe for the first time
So I hate this song, yeah yeah
Thanks to Kelly, Now all I hear, is this song
I hate this song

How can I put it, This song is shit
I will never fall for this stupid song
Yeah, yeah, I hate this song
How come I never hear you say
That you hate this song
Guess you never felt that way

But I hate this song
I can breathe for the first time
So I hate this song, yeah yeah
Thanks to Kelly, Now all I hear, is this song
I hate this song

You had your chance, you blew it
They could have been, better lyrics
 Shut your mouth, I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again

I hate this song(I hate this song)
I can breathe for the first time
So I hate this song, yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
All I hear, is this flaming song
I can breathe for the first time
So I hate this song, yeah yeah
Thanks to Kelly (thanks to Kelly)
Now I regret (I regret)
You should know (you should know) that I regret
I regret this flaming song

I hate this song
I hate this song
I hate this song

This parody is written by me and is not for republishing or actually making into a song, this would be wrong because I hate this song and I dont want to get told off by people who will slap handcuffs on me and cart me off to jail.

If in the unlikely event that Kelly Clarkson, her management, her lawyers or anyone else associated with her, her record company or anything else not covered above, is actually reading this.  This is simply in jest and my wife loves this song.